Post 12: Reasons Why Cats are my Favorite Pets (and links to convenient cat hacks)

I started with other people's cats. Then no cats. Then 2 cats. Now 3 cats. They love me, and not in the overstimulating way that dogs tend to show love. Which is what I need: love that is soft, fluffy, and also calm. Also, honestly, for me, meowing is much less stressful than barking. 1. … Continue reading Post 12: Reasons Why Cats are my Favorite Pets (and links to convenient cat hacks)

Post 11: 3 Strategies for Using Wine to Cope with your Family During the Holidays

I mean, some people like turkey. Some people like mashed potatoes. And some people like fruit salad. Grape salad, actually. Except that the grapes are not necessarily whole. And you can drink them. And they are alcoholic. Wine. I am talking about wine. Many of us have at least one family member that is pretty … Continue reading Post 11: 3 Strategies for Using Wine to Cope with your Family During the Holidays

Post 10: How to be Bad at Getting Money for your, uh, Salesperson Skills

This is the third in a 3 part series: Your, Uh, Personality (NSFW) ~Your, Uh, Certain Set of Skills ~ Your, Uh, Salesperson Skills This entire thing is fake. Please don't become a drug dealer. It is far too dangerous, and my satire here is meant to show that. Marketing is easy. You just need … Continue reading Post 10: How to be Bad at Getting Money for your, uh, Salesperson Skills

Post 9: How to be Bad at Getting Money for your, uh, Certain Set of Skills

This is the second in a 3 part series: Your, Uh, Personality (NSFW) ~Your, Uh, Certain Set of Skills ~¬†Your, Uh, Salesperson Skills I don't know who you are. I don't know why I've been hired, but, you are the weakest link. DiE DIE dIE!!! This entire thing is fiction. Especially the illegal stuff. But, … Continue reading Post 9: How to be Bad at Getting Money for your, uh, Certain Set of Skills