How to Hold Everything Together (Badly)

We're probably all aware at this point, but here's a brief surrounding summary of the state of my country to set the scene: COVID-19 pandemic.Trump somehow still in power.U.S. Post Office getting fucked overThe world pretty much agrees the U.S. is a hot mess.Summertime = things afire = smoke pollution.Environment is fucked.Most people are broke … Continue reading How to Hold Everything Together (Badly)

Post 18: Post-Holiday Hangovers – Both Literal and Emotional

Aka Post-Holiday drop. DO ALL THE THINGS. MAKE WITH THE DECORATIONS. GIFT SHOPPING. GIFT WRAPPING. FAMILY. FRIENDS. PARTIES. COOKING. BAKING. CANDLESTICK MAKING. Okay, not candlestick making. But, point being, the holidays are hard - especially for people who who have mental health problems. Like me, I am bipolar, with stress-induced anxiety. And, while there are … Continue reading Post 18: Post-Holiday Hangovers – Both Literal and Emotional

Post 10: How to be Bad at Getting Money for your, uh, Salesperson Skills

This is the third in a 3 part series: Your, Uh, Personality (NSFW) ~Your, Uh, Certain Set of Skills ~ Your, Uh, Salesperson Skills This entire thing is fake. Please don't become a drug dealer. It is far too dangerous, and my satire here is meant to show that. Marketing is easy. You just need … Continue reading Post 10: How to be Bad at Getting Money for your, uh, Salesperson Skills

Post 9: How to be Bad at Getting Money for your, uh, Certain Set of Skills

This is the second in a 3 part series: Your, Uh, Personality (NSFW) ~Your, Uh, Certain Set of Skills ~¬†Your, Uh, Salesperson Skills I don't know who you are. I don't know why I've been hired, but, you are the weakest link. DiE DIE dIE!!! This entire thing is fiction. Especially the illegal stuff. But, … Continue reading Post 9: How to be Bad at Getting Money for your, uh, Certain Set of Skills